Krystalnacht, the night before Christmas,in Nazi Germany.
weren't cookies baking in their ovens, but hell, the Huns had no cares,
Youth were nestled all snug in their beds,
fathers polished Panzers for the 'morrow's blitzkrieg,
rolled over Poland, backtracked to the River Rhine,
frogs might have well have been armed with pointy sticks
rotten-toothed pasty-white limeys got theirs at Dunkirk,
Krauts were goose-stepping toward London, when who should appear,
Hogan leveled Dresden and Dueseldorf, and skipped past Berlin,
Nazi POW kamp run by the faint-hearted Colonel Klink,
was a limey named Newkirk, a frog named LaBeau,
Sergeant named Carter rounded out Hogan's crew,
the help of the good Nazi, fat friendly Schultz,
foiled the Gestapo ratfink Major Hochstetter,
Sergeant Schultz bar-hopping in Heidelburgh,
slept with Heidi and Helga, the secretaries of Colonel Wilhem Klink,
the help of John Carpenter he video-taped himself getting laid,
was there in Winfield Place Apartment 138,
head, it was bludgeoned, his neck wrapped with bow,
another Christmas will Superdad have,
Written by me, Dave Uh... "Smith", 1994.
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