My Dead Wife, Part XI


Alot of people have been asking me, "hey Friedhelm, quit mouth-fucking my kids!" No, wait, they've been asking me about this show called "The Cosby Show." Well, not alot of people watched this show, except Terrance the Oaf.

The Cosby Show chronicles the heartwarming tales of a man, another man, and our old friend Terrance. Here's a sample:

Lazy the Mouth: "The ceremony has begun"

Cosby: "Let the purification commence!"

Gramps 'Old Man' Foreskin: "I feel the blood-birthing of the New Race!"

(Enter Rudy)

Rudy: "Can I have $3 to see the Diceman show?"

All: HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!

Applause. Curtain.

That was from the episode entitled "Dumb Death."

Here's a sample of the pilot, "Follies of 1936":

Cosby: "I wake every morning to this filth of Maggot World. At least this putrification mummifies us all from the real agony of the un-pain, awash with vomitlove. Send in the bitches!"

Yeah, too bad I don't own a TV, eh?

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