The first Pounded Clown! recorded material I ever heard was a tape of the Pounded Clown/Horny Mormons split LP. Although I had been looking ever since I first saw the, I had been unable to find any stuff of theirs. I loved the tape, and dubbed it before I gave it back to the owner. By this point, the quality was getting pretty bad. My friend borrowed it and dubbed it onto the shittiest tape ever before his stereo ate my tape. All I had now was a tape of unbelievably bad quality. I redoubled my search, but I was unable to find anything. Then, months later, I came upon a copy of the split LP at a store in Spokane. I took it home and listened to it, and listened to it, and I've listened to it ever since. Not only is the PC! side incredible, but the Horny Mormons side is also very good. The PC! side has eight songs on it: 1-900, squiddly diddly, put me away, perry mason, stickboy, kiss me.. I'm an idiot, hot wet and painful, and wendy the good little witch. I have written down most of these lyrics for your reading pleasure. Although the LP is too large for me to scan, I could get the PC! side of the back cover.