Buttcrust Chiggermites
Music copywrite 1994 Pounded Clown, Lyrics Rick Edwards
The little critters make you cry
they're diggin' holes in your behind
in a muccous, smelly cave to dine
makes your uncleanliness a crime
Should use your hand to rake
away the pesky nippers stake
eating chunks off your estate
you got the feelin that you hate
your moaning, complaining, and
groaning. too late!
The more they bite, the more they chew
a carnivore is onto you
the more they bite, the more they prove
the more you fight, the more they move
eat off rump is what they do
stuck on you like crazy glue
this special moment makes you blue
disaster! its awful! im sadder.
confirming the presence of the
buttcrust chiggermites!
Dont you feel them crawl?
down that puckered hall
when you knosh they really gnaw
got nailed at Arden Mall
now just look......
You change your briefs but once a week
an odor making onions meek
a residue stuck on your seat
the tiny buggers love the treat
as they shredd into your meat
you wave a flag, admit defeat
at least you tried to take the heat
The diggers are happy, and bigger
affirming the presence of the
buttcrust chiggermites!
Found holes in your head
confirmed, too inbred
lunch's on all the girls and boys
itch, scratch scraping, it raw annoys
(well) its true;
the parasite stains to endure!