1-900
Music & Lyrics copywrite 1994 Pounded Clown
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Call my favorite number today
All alone I'm instructed
To play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play
Mistress Rachel on the line
Share a fetish that's all mine
Mistress Raven on line two
Tell me what I'm supoosed to do
A taste of Candy on line three
Tell me who I'm supposed to be.
1-900!
Little Tina wants to be your toy.
1-900!
Mistress Joy trains naughty boys
I need hot stories, no taboos
Garter belts and high heeled shoes
Velvet stories that caress
I need to know the way you dress
I need to feel I'm not alone
I need to feel you through my phone
1-900!
Master-card and Visa, that's O.K.
Flat broke, I'm busted
Paypaypaypaypaypaypaypaypay
I need to call till I get sick
I got a phone bill three feet thick
MCI at my door
Switch to sprint and call some more
Which of you has got the cheaper rate?
Will you still be up when I call late?
Can I still call?
1-900!