The
Most Complete List of Hogan's Heroes Collectibles
Okay, you don't
care what sort of personal Stalag my brain is in, you just want to know
what's out there and what it's gonna cost you. Well, this is for you,
mein frien. Welcome to The Official World's Most Complete List of Hogan's
Heroes Collectibles as maintained by a complete lunatic! Please, if you
see something I'm missing, have a picture or have a correction (the going
rate on prices is helpful) e-mail me
and I'll correct/update it.
First off,
let me tell ya'll what condition ratings mean. This one is a bit of
a sore point with me, 'cause well honestly, most of the Great Unwashed suck
at this. The collectible crud market is pretty jammed up with okies trying
to get rich with beany-babies and Happy Meal (tm) stuff after they lost
all their money on pogs. They're the same slack-jawed yokels that figure
if it's old, it's worth something. The phrase "for it's age" doesn't
figure into grading!! I was mad about lazy and ignorant grading before eBay,
but they've made it much much worse as well as made it much much easier
to find Hogan's Heroes stuff.
Condition is
graded the SAME on a new comic as it is on an old comic! Toys and other
crud are graded a bit different. Condition is the same, new or old. A
30-year-old copy of a Hogan's Heroes comic is graded on the same scale
as this month's Batman. But a crease on a comic ain't quite the same as
a crease on a model box. There's room for a bit more damage on a box,
and while it ain't necessarily all screwed up, it ain't perfect. Is this
making sense? A comic just can't afford to lose as much -- the grade applies
to individual pages as much as the cover. Really.
Where there's
prices, I'm giving what I think is a fair price for pretty danged good
condition.
It ain't my fault
you're dumb like me and collect Hogan's Heroes stuff. If you are, you
know as well as I do, that there just ain't much out there. And finding
out what's out there is just as difficult. Am I being paranoid that Brenda
Scott Royce's chapter on Hogan collectibles came from this page? Naw,
I don't think so. There's also an "official" Hogan page that
swiped (and did a better job at finding pictures) of my list. Not even
with a thank you to me. I've started adding pictures of items so that
people will return to my site to swipe pictures. If the picture is uncredited,
it's one of mine. But I'm not above swiping pictures off eBay. If you
have a better picture, please email me and I'll put it on here.
Here's a quick guide on condition:
G (Good) = Bad
usually. Heavily worn...played with...multiple missing pieces (where applicable).
It's damaged goods, baby. You'll notice that doesn't sound like "good"
next to any definition that any human being would use. Dealers and collectors
are in their own universe.
VG (Very Good)
= Better than good, natch. More worn than abused. Missing pieces still
common.
F (Fine) = Minor
damage is allowed (edge-wear, a split corner, small paper tears (not on
comics), some taping (depends on kind of tape, and kind of item) although
some fading may exist, items OVERALL should be bright and clean. It should
be danged near complete.
VF (Very Fine)
= Damage MUST be minimal!! Slight age/edge wear still can exist, and possibly
other MINOR flaws.
NM (Near Mint)
= Really wants to be mint, but just can't cut it. Just one or two minor
things wrong (and once again, "for it's age" means jack!).
M (Mint) = Better
than half the stuff you see new on the shelves! Fresh from the shipping
box on a sober shift! It's nice, baby. Real nice.
The Comics
Dell (1966-69)
The first eight
came out in 1966-67, and number nine, the final one, is a reprint of The
First. The 1st price is the Overstreet Price Guide near-mint.
Your average "good" and "very-good" copy would run between 1/6 and 1/3 of
these prices. Remember, if you have to add "for it's age" to a description,
you're rating too danged high. A copy in okay shape should run about
$5-$10 bucks.
Number 9 is the
exact same as #1, but this issue marks the price increase from 12 to 15
cents. Those sly guys at Dell waited 2 years, added 3 cents to the cover
price, and snuck it through as a new issue. Near as I can tell, those
hippies that were alive back in the 60s were dumb enough to fall for it.
Por ejemplo, the Beatles: The worst band ever, but try explaining that to
people that were alive back then.
Mad
- Mad Magazine:
#108, January 1967: "Hokum's Heroes" Letters section has a picture of
Bob "Col. Hogan" Crane and John "Sgt. Schultz" Banner
reading Mad. ebay pic (17k)
- and #266,
October 1986: "Mad's Whatever Became of..."
- and Super
Special #127, March 1998: reprint of "Hokum's Heroes"
Zone (Cashing
in on Bob's Death)
- Zone Productions
(1993), #1 of Psycho Killers, which is a Celebrity Stalker Special.
I dunno, $3 or $5 bucks maybe. (33k
pic)
The Game
- Bluff Out
(Transogram). In VG condition, I'd say $50 (VG) to $160, I passed up
an unplayed (unpunched pieces) for $100 in 1995 (Unpunched or better
yet, shrinkwrapped, would add quite a bit. Unpunched about $200, and
shrinkwrapped, uh, name it). Argh! Someone should kill me, I really
regret that... (25k pic)
The Model
- American
WWII Jeep (CraftMaster). In 2003, they re-released the model bringing
prices down considerably. Pre re-release it used used to be $150 sealed,
$75 opened but mint, $35 partially built, but unpainted. (88k
pic) Now, I'd say $75 sealed, $40 opened but mint, $10 partially
built. I think the re-release is $20.
- RUMOR MODEL
-- I dunno what it is. Someone told me they thought there were two models.
If you have a model that ain't the Jeep, name your price!
The Lunch Box
(with Thermos)
- Designed
by Elmer Lehnardt for Aladin - These go for $100 (VG) - $275 (NM-M)
with the thermos. Really, I'm not kidding. eBay is screwy on this so
check your local stores.
Thermos pic from ebay (78k)
The Toys
- Signal Sender
-- $30 mint on card (24k pic)
- Army Men
-- $30 mint in bag
- Peri-Peeper
-- $30 mint on card
- Klink's Staff
Car -- $40 mint (RoadStars) (29k pic)
- RUMOR TOY
-- American Army Jeep
- 1968 REMCO
Ugly Mugly Slide Projector set. Like the Give a Show slide set, each
strip told a story. There was one Hogan strip. $100
The Note Pads
- Col. Hogan
(by ???) $20 or so. (16k
pic)
- Sgt. Schultz
(by St. Regis Paper Company) $25. It's the same sort of cheezy picture
like the Hogan one, but this one has a company name on the back and
the binding is different.
- Col. Klink.
This one is pretty super rare. Rarer than Schultz even. I'd say $30.
The Records
- Hogan's Heroes
Sing the Best of World War II (Sunset) $10 (VG) - $30 (F), I've seen
this sealed go for $12. Detail pic (16k)
- Bob "Col.
Hogan" Crane: His Drums & Orchestra Play The Funny Side of TV Themes
From Television's Great Comedy Shows (Epic), I paid $15 for one, signed
by Klemperer and it came with a signed Cynthia "Helga" Lynn postcard.
But this is the rarer of the two, and I'm guessing $75 (VF) and $125
sealed. Detail pic (98k)
- A single from
Bob's record. Hogan's Heroes/F-Troop. EPIC Records-#5-10108. $15. eBay
pic (57k).
- The TV Theme
Song Sing-Along Song Book. Vol. 2 by John Javna (St. Martin's 1985).
LP. This version of the theme has lyrics which I'll post one day. $10.
- RUMORED ITEM
-- Christmas Album
Related Records
I believe all but
Klink's are pre-Hogan's Heroes.
Crane:
- Laffter Sweet
and Profane -- Pat Buttram and Bob Crane (Epic). That's Mr. Haney from
Green Acres and Col. Hogan! This one cost me $45 and it was one hell
of a deal! You'd be lucky to see one, let alone buy one.
I'm giving it a price of "name your price" because really,
this is a rare one. I've been told by one dealer I hold near and dear
to my heart that $150 would be fair. I personally think that's crazy
and the only other two I've heard of were both picked up for less than
$20. This one really depends on how bad you need it multiplied by how
much dough you've got in your pocket. Pic
(54k)
Clary:
Dawson:
- Apples and
Oranges/His Children's Parade (Carnation Records) Arranged & Conducted
by Jerry Fielding (the guy that did music for HH, Star Trek, Wild Bunch
and the Bad News Bears). 7". $10.
Hovis:
- Do I Love
You/We Could Have Lots of Fun (Capitol)
- My Heart
Belongs to Only You. Larry Hovis with Jack Marshall's Music (Capitol).
LP. Cost me $8.00
Klemperer:
- Gurreleider,
by Arnold Shoenburg, with Boston Symphony; narration in German
- Lelio, with
the Milwaukee Symphony (Koss Classics, 1991)
- Gerald McBoing
Boing, by Dr. Seuss
- Fatherland,
by Robert Harris, narrator
The
Trading Cards
- Fleer, 1965,
66-card set. Usually run about $6-12 each, with the complete set between
$700-900. The wax pack runs about $200-250 and the single unopened pack
I saw, the guy was trying to get $450, which seems awfully high to me
for something so easily counterfeited. I've never seen the box the cards
came in, but I've heard of it at an auction with a starting bid of $800.
Wax pack pic from ebay (19k)
- TV's Coolest
Classics. The set retails around $15, I think. It's not a very good
set. The promo cards, which are the coolest and not in the set, should
be around $2-4, but sometimes they go for $5-7. My personal favorite
is Schultz as Santa.
The
TV Guides (tm)
- Nov. 27-Dec.
3, 1965 -- Cynthia Lynn, Bob Crane $10-20 (17k
pic)
- Nov. 19-25,
1966 -- Bob Crane, Robert Clary $10-20
Regional
TV Guides
Film & Video
- 16mm film
prints of episodes distributed to the stations to air the show. $30.
- Columbia House
Videos. VHS. Four episodes per tape, $25 new from Columbia. Used, even
unopened, about $10.
- CBS Video.
VHS. Two episodes per tape, $20. Sheesh, what a rip-off.
- Uncensored
All-Star TV Bloopers. 65 minutes VHS tape of teevee bloopers.
- Video of Bob
Crane's Sex Acts. These exist, I've seen clips twice, but I don't have
any. HBO aired a clip on a documentary.
- Stalag69.
Finally, a HH porn. $30 from Kristy's
Wild Videos.
Autographs
- John Banner
is the hard one to get since he's popular and died soon after the show
ended. Well over $100.
- Bob Crane.
I paid $20 for an Xmas Card, and $95 for a Beginner's Luck handbill
made out to Dave.
- Werner Klemperer.
- Leon Askin.
- Howard Caine.
- Robert
Clary. Order his CD from him and ask him to sign it. $15-$20. (10k
pic)
- Richard Dawson.
- Ivan Dixon.
- Bernard Fox.
- Larry Hovis.
- Cynthia Lynn.
- Sigrid Valdis.
- Kenneth Washington.
Scripts
- Photocopied
scripts range from $5-10.
- Original scripts.
I'd guess $35-50.
Promo Stuff
- Pictures
and plot thrown together for local papers to push the show. $20 each
sounds swell.
- Other weird
promo stuff was mentioned in Miss Royce's book, but not explained.
Original Fan
Club
Newer Stuff
- Coffee mug.
I've heard $12.
- Boxer shorts.
(104k eBay pic)
- Collector
plate/plaque. 1991 Ernst Enterprises. High gloss image on ceramic made
like a picture frame, 7" x 9", framed in dark oak wood. Artist Susie
Morton has drawn a life like portrait of Colonel Hogan,Commandant Klink
and Sgt. Schultz and they are pictured in their uniforms. Comes in original
box with certificate and stand.
- Magnets with
pictures from the show. $7.
- T-Shirts with
pictures of the show. $15.
- Magnetic version
of the Jeep Model Kit. Square box with the parts to make your own plastic
car (they pulled one apart). $10.
- Mousepad
- Clock (59k
eBay pic)
- Street Sign
- Beer Stein
- front (10k) back
(10k) pics from Cliff. Cliff's
site
- The Jimmy
Flintstone Model Company made resin cast models in the late 1990s. I'm
not sure what characters they've done besides:
Shultz model (8k eBay pic)
Klink model (9k eBay pic)
Rumored
Stuff
This all got in
here, because it's stuff I've never actually seen or heard of from rock-solid
sources. It's just stuff I've heard exists, and sometimes from pretty shady
sources.
- Halloween
Costume
- Christmas
Album
- Die-Cast toy
car (not Klink's Staff Car)
- Model (not
the American Jeep)
- Original
Promo Stuff
- Bob Crane
sexual device.
Last updated
July 2003 (Version 1.8). It's been 25 years since Bob died.
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