My Dead Wife pt.II
LIQUID handsoap?
Yeah, right.
They're gonna be sorry they ever laid eyes on me
With that, I turned away from myself in the bathroom mirror and walked back into
the theater, which was pretty empty, so I sat behind a Mexican couple near the
back. I leaned forward and in a loud whisper said:
"Asalamalakim, m'man. Terrific movie, eh? You know, I've always been a huge fan
of the teachings of Dr. King - You know, all that 'Oooow...I feeel good'"
"Look man, I ain't black"
"yeahwhatever...Hey! remember this one: 'oooh ride ride ride awoOOOooooo'"
"What the fuck's up, man?"
"Fuck youyouYOU...I've gotta pee"
So I went back and found myself in that mirror.
-------- More later, I guess ----------