Fan Mail

Subject: Dear AB
Date: Sat, 19 Aug 2000
From: Kelly Francis

IF You Are A Big Fan Of Hogan's Heroes & Bob Crane What's With The Fuck'in Remarks
You're Not Funny
You're A Sick Mother Fucker
If Some-thing Happened to Your Family Member You Won't Be So Callas
Nothing Funny What Happened To Him
And To See Some Asso Laying On The Sign IS Very DisRespectful
How Would You Like It When You Died Some-one Won't Come Along And Shit on Your Grave
If You Going To Pay Honor To Him Then Do It Right Or Dont Do It At All You lousy No Good Cock-fucker

Subject: Does Your Mommie Know You Play With Guns. Last Night I Was
Date: Sat, 19 Aug 2000
From: Kelly Francis

Strung Out On Crown Royal & Hash So If I Wrote Shit To You Pricks Munks You Know Why.
OK I Am A Big Fan Of Hogan's Heroes & Especially Bob Crane & You Prick-Munks Piss Me Off When You Disc The Man Bob Crane
Nothing Funny About What Happened To Him
How Would you Like It If Some-one You Love Died In a Horrible Way
You Won't Like People Laughing At Your Tragedy WOULD YOU!!!!
And You Laying Your Smelly Body Over The Sign Bad Taste

Subject: Dave
Date: Fri, 1 Sep 2000
From: Kelly Francis

Do You Know Why They Moved Bob Crane's Body From Oakland Cementry To Pierce Cementry?

Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2000
From: "sean saunders"

I am sorry but you need to get a life, what is your point on being a Bob Crane wannabee.