Why yes, I did put this up rather late. This years Peep Off lasted from 3:50 to 4:20 (bro). Followed by the 5 minute wait to see if anyone would puke. Everyone made the 5 minute cooling off period, except Hal, and then it was Karen Carpenter time. I'm missing people who puked, so please fill me in with names. They need to share their puke.
This was a pretty good Peep Off held at my Peep Compound. So basically, a small apartment on an alley on 19th Street. Erica and Jeremy brought a Peep gun which launched Peeps into the air. Sadly, Jeremy's an engineer so he was low key about attracting police attention. It would've made a better show if he was in the street. Speaking of cops, during the Peep Fight, a woman wanted to drive down the alley. She wisely must've thought, "Those people are throwing Peeps at each other. I should honk my horn to get them out of my way". She honked and people started pelting her car with Peeps. She stopped in the alley to whine "Hey don't" and called the cops. Someone went into my house to call the police to say she was blocking the alley.
The cops drove by, said "why the hell should I care, it's only Peeps" and left. No really, that's a quote from the officer. Later someone tossed a hotdog at a bus and the bus driver called The Man. That time it counted. Sort of. The Man came by and said "well alrighty then, if I come back, then I'll cite people for drinking outside". Nice Sacramento cops. It's a lot different from the Riot Police that showed up at a Peep Off a few years ago.
Beecan Dick, the Uncontrollable Peep Eating Hero, asked "I hear a wayward motorist was pelted to death with peeps al-a reginald-denny-shouldn't-drive-into-that-crowd fashion. I guess my biggest question then, is, how many peeps does it take to crush somebody's skull?" If you have an answer, let me know.
http://www.matsune.com/peep2003/peep_off_2003.htm (This one has pictures of the dioramas).
http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~danh/morepeeps/
(Thumbnails, and I believe he thumbnailed the ones from the antfreq site)
| 1. | Dennis Gross - 102 in 20 minutes. puked after 5 minutes |
| 2. | Grant - 73 puked after 5 minutes |
| 3. | Dale the Whale - 65 puked after 5 minutes |
| 4. | Anthony - 55 in 20 minutes (showed up late) |
| 5. | Leon Levy - 45 |
| 6. | Dan Hollian - 43 |
| 7. | 4-way tie with a separate but connected tie for Woman's First Place. Vicki is still the Peep Queen though. |
| Vicki the Peep Queen - 40, puked after 5 minutes | |
| Drunk Stephanie - 40 | |
| Other guys w/ 40: | |
| Mickie Ratt - 40, puked after 5 minutes | |
| David Malelu - 40 | |
| 8. | Gillie - 37 |
| 9. | Steve I eat Moore - 35 |
| 10. | Ant - 30 |
DISQUALIFIED! |
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| 11. | 2-way tie |
| Triple J - 25, puked after 5 minutes | |
| Casey - 25 | |
| 12. | Rachel Puppetmaster - 23 |
| 13. | Cary "Smith" - 18 and 2 heads |
| 14. | Shawn Wombat - 18 |
| 15. | Sarah the girl who flew out from Missouri last year - 17 |
| 16. | 7-way tie |
| Amy Peeperson - 15 | |
| Lurch - 15 | |
| Natalie the Head - 15 | |
| darin k. - 15 | |
| Peepkiller - 15 | |
| *Summer* - 15 | |
| Dave "Smith" - 15 | |
| 17. | Dave Ninja - 11 |
| 18. | 4-way tie |
| Amy Fransen - 10 | |
| Bill the Lock"smith" - 10 | |
| Andrew #1 - 10 | |
| Dave Downey - 10, eaten head first | |
| 19. | Gina "Smith" - 9 and 1 head |
| 20. | 2-way tie |
| Jeremy Martin - 9 | |
| Smellsee the Chelsea - 9 | |
| 21. | Banchi Turbo - 8 |
| 22. | DeeAnn Little - 7!! |
| 23. | 3-way tie |
| Kung Fu Mama - 6 | |
| Lindsey Sanz - 6 | |
| Erica Whatever - 6 |
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| 24. | Kilgore Gelfilte - 5 |
| 25. | 4-way tie |
| Guphy - 3 | |
| Becky Grizwald - 3 | |
| Jay Stilz (Josh's name after he took a hip-hop class) - 3 | |
| Kung Fu Panda - 3 | |
| 26. | 3-way tie |
| Magnus Birckenbeuhl - 2 including 1 twinkie car | |
| USA Against Racism (homeless) - 2 | |
| Kandice - 2 | |
| ZERO BRIGADE | |
| Tom - 0 | |
| Lolo St. Paul - 0 | |
| Drunk Alex - 0 | |
| Kimdian - 0 | |
| DeePee - unfuckingknowible |