From: Fiona Horne


i must say that i am totally crushed that i cannot attend the peep-off. i wish i could but i have to attend a crazy art school wrestling
match in boston. anyway, i digress, the reason i'm writing is because....

a. jennifer kellogg (who makes the peep necklaces) is my closest friend.

b. i want to know how can i get an east coast peep-off together for next year?

looking forward to your reply!



So I post on the Peep Off page:

Ah wait, a new one was just added in New York City, but Fiona is a weenie and doesn't want to do it this year because she's "attending a crazy art school wrestling match in Boston". I'm pretty sure that's Fiona's code for "drinking and whoring in Long Island". If you're out there, email them for directions!

Email for Fiona the New Yorker for the 2003 NYC Peep Off. Fiona promised "I'm .... committing to it! I couldn't stand the pressure of letting down all of those peep freaks if I couldn't pull it off."


From: "Dave Smith" <>
To: "Fiona Horne"
Sent: Thursday, March 28, 2002 12:20 PM
Subject: spicey meatball


Howdy Fiona!

Yeah, I think what I wrote to Jack, founder of the Peep Off was, "Hey,
what's involved with holding a Peep Off?" and I got added. Let me know
if anyone writes you. I pretty much quoted you again on the page just
now. I'd say to anyone who emailed you, "Yup! I'mma havinga Peep Offa.
It'sa spiceya meatball" (pretending you're Eye-talian is always a good

Wow, that there rasslin' site is pretty neat. Man, I'd love to be
there. I wonder if I can get to the next one.... I added it to the page
(over by your new "quote"). I'll have to check it out more when I'm at
work. I'll also change the picture to put up a New York thing today.
Yup, my plans for work. I'd be a horrible freelance person.




Subject: Re: spicey meatball
Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 23:35:34 -0500
From: Fiona Horne
To: Dave Smith <>

you are such an absolute rotter and should work for the enquirer with your
uncanny abitily to mince and butcher a persons words!


ok, remove me entiely from this whole debacle, cause i can't take the abuse.


Subject: Re: spicey meatball
Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 20:36:56 -0800
From: Dave Smith <>
To: Fiona Horne



Subject: Re: spicey meatball
Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 07:00:23 -0500
From: Fiona Horne
To: Dave Smith <>

yes. please.


Gee, when I first wrote Jack Eidsness, I thought it was funny that he put me up as having a Sacramento Peep Off when all I did was ask about it. I didn't think someone would actually get mad at it (although if he had said I was whoring around in Stockton, I would've still thought it was funny, but I understand that might piss someone off).