McBand
:
Bigger than God
and
McJesus (big Mac) Combined!
Now you're probably asking what the heck this is. I will
explain. This is a little project me (Dave
Ninja) & Jay started this last summer. We at first were playing just
little church songs and getting a few Stars On covers, while I secretly filled
Jay's head with lots of punk music. Well, it paid off and now we have a Christian
punk band with around 15 songs ready to go. We've playing with this chick Lisa
from my college and she's been real great, but as of 1/28 she became our full
time keyboarder! Yes, the - biggest obstacle in a band's career: finding a chick.
Well, maybe not, but it's still hard. We also just picked up a bassplayer/manager
and all around good guy. We call him Dick. He likes it. His real name is Archbitchshop
David F'n Smith II. He's gonna help us put some promo stuff and concerts together.
He is truly someone that God meant for us to meet. We plan to record our songs
probably in the next month or two, get them down on some cds, and get big overnight.
But if that doesn't happen, we're just going to wait til God let's us. That's
why were here doing the thing we do. It's all for God and to spread the word,
baby!
Songs by McBand from the unreleased record "stinks
like love or vomit":
Suggestions by fans
but we don't play these
we just steal from them:
so far we have "the fry girls an angel" somewhere on paper
other ideas:
-the hamburglar get the chair
-red, white and mustard
-trainie of the year
-close yer eyes and grimance
-McBand McBeats McMeat
a song about sunday and wednesday deals called
wed/sun meal deal:
sunday meal is a treat
how many burgers can you eat
39 cents is all it takes
real full bellies is what it makes
wednesday's meal is even better
if you dont like the cheddar
if you eat with the clown
mcD's homies will be down
-
Hamburler gets the chair
- hamburgler hamburgler
- succulent meats
- with that mask
- he's so unique
- watch him go here and there
- stealing burgers everywhere
- stealing burgers everywhere
- i just hope he never gets caught
- stolen burgers sure are hot
- i just hope he stays free
- he better run and flee
- he better run and flee
- run and flee
- if the hamburgler gets the chair
- i dont think you;d really care
- you'd probably just think its neat
- to have no one to steal your meat
- no one to steal your meat
mcdonald's monkey burger
how are you?
pleased to meet,
how much monkey
can you eat
mcdonalds monkey burger
what is in,
in the meat?
monkey burger
what a treat
mcdonalds monkey burger
[solo that makes it so the song is not 30seconds]
what is in
in the meat?
how much monkey
can you eat?
- Fuck You Ronald McReagen (our 80s hardcore song)
- Amerikan meal
howz it feel
Amerikan meal
howz it feel
burger and friez
salt in yer eyez
burger and friez
salt in yer eyez
Fuck You Ronald McReagen
[slow mosh part where we play both those chords again only slow
and mosh like]
fast part again, I don't remember if we repeat the words
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>From fan Tess we stole stuff:
- WMD
- wednesday meal deal is a treat
- how many burgers can you eat?
- 39 cents is all it takes
- full full bellys what it makes
- if you wanna eat with the clown
- mcd's homies will be down
- Hamburlger
- hamburgler hamburgler
- succulant meats
- wednesday meal deal
- so unique
- leave the burger on the grill
- so ecoli virus wont cause ill
- >From fan Tim:
- a song about like Super Sizing
- I look you in the eyes
- I won't tell you twice
- I want extra fries
- and apple pies
Super size me baby!
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Updated 3/13/98
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McBand
po box 2414
Sacramento, California 95812-2414
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